(Diet – t = Die) so (Die + t = Diet = Don’t Die)

My apologies in advance.

‘Size saved my life’ – 400lb woman who fell though pavement after slab collapsed | The Sun |News.

Makes sense? Not to this lady. She fell into a cellar through the pavement and had to be rescued using a CRANE.  How many firemen pulled their backs out before they drew that conclusion?

“Boys, it’s no use… get the crane”

“Aww Yesss! We never get to use the crane!!”

She could have died, but she didn’t. According to her it is because she weighs 400 pounds. You read correctly, her weight saved her life. Were she not 400 pounds, she would be dead. The extra meat cushioned her fall. It had nothing to do with making the concrete beneath her feet crumble like 2 day old cake left in open air.

Take a close look. Now tell me what lured this woman into her near death experience.

Take a close look. Now tell me what lured this woman into her near death experience.

This happened in NYC which poses another problem. The store clerk has gone missing. Police can do nothing about it for 48 hours… at which point the whispers seem to indicate that a cavity search will be ordered.   Apparently the clerk was working in the cellar at around the same time as this woman fell through the ground.

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