LL Cool J Goes Into Hiding – The Dorner Effect

BREAKING NEWS: LL Cool J has gone into hiding from the LAPD for precautionary reasons.

I reached out to Double L and he made the following statement: “This move is merely a precaution, the truth is that I look nothing like a 70 year old Hispanic woman so I don’t think the LAPD will try to murder me”

The move came after The Grammy Awards, during which LAPD officers accidentally drew their guns on LL 5 times.

New T-Shirt Craze On The Way:

Not-Chris-Dorner

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2 Comments

  1. My wife and I were watching the Grammy’s and, as LL Cool J came out, I jumped up and said “That’s Dorner! That brash bastard!” So glad I’m not the only one to make that mistake…

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