(A series loosely based on Conan’s “In The Year 2000”)
In 2025, a disgruntled high school football back up place kicker accidentally launches a spiraling pigskin towards Stevie Wonder’s face. Mr. Wonder catches that ball, sparking widespread chaos coupled with suggestions that he is not blind at all. In the Fall of 2026, Stevie Wonder comes clean on national television exclaiming “OK I can see, just not that good. Kind of like a Rhinoceros.” He is subsequently sued by every female that ever innocently disrobed in front of him under an assumed sense of privacy… including his mother.