March 15, 2023. Fed up with offensive tent talk and unceremonious hazing rituals, Gays collectively pull out of The Boy Scouts of America to form their own national scouting organisation: The Bear Scouts of America.
March 16, 2023. The Boy Scouts of America attempt to sue the pants off of an all too willing The Bear Scouts, claiming that their organisation and logo is a knock-off of the coveted Bear Cub Scouts.
March 17, 2023. In what is described as the ultimate act of kindness and understanding, The Boy Scouts of America drop their lawsuit against The Bear Scouts of America and gift them the Bear Cub Scouts logo. They replace the Bear Cub Scout rank with the new rank of Badger Cub Scout.
January 1, 2024. The National Heterosexual Organisation sues The Bear Scouts of America for banning straight people. They claim that straight people can do almost everything gay people can, so they should not be excluded from being Bear Scouts.