Men’s Wearhouse Guilty Of Testicular Discrimination

Men’s Wearhouse fires founder George Zimmer; no reason given – latimes.com.

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I Guarantee It

Oh there’s a reason. My sources have confirmed to me *that* which I have speculated about for years… George Zimmer has 3 testicles. His deep voice and wall rumbling gurble was simply too much man-ness for the Board of Directors over at Men’s Wearhouse to stomach. Each day in his presence was a slap face reminder that they don’t know the true meaning of having bass in your voice. This is outrageous. Remember when Gilbert Gottfried got canned as the voice of the Aflac duck? They’ve never fully recovered. Who will they replace him with? A rudimentary baritone?  Foul Ball! Poor Form!

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