The Jessica Simpson Pregnancy: A Tale Of Two Years

I saw a recent picture of Jessica Simpson today and all it did was confirm something I have known for about 22 months. She is still pregnant.

ImageYou know who else is still pregnant? This African Elephant that was impregnated on the same romantic evening as Jessica:

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All I am saying is that Jessica Simpson has the same gestation period as an African Elephant.

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