I’m not an actual writer, so this is not an actual blog. This is sort of a blog. It is similar to what a sensible blog might look like if it woke up hungover in a motel room in Pennsyltucky with no recollection of how it got there… dusted itself off, splashed water on its face, and went outside as if it was always supposed to be there.
I can’t stay on topic and don’t have a recognisable tone that I stick with. If you want consistency, persistence, and reliable sticktoitiveness, you’ve come to the wrong place. That is unless of course, you value a good let down and smile at the weary. Should that be the case, I promise you a good time because I guarantee disappointment. Don’t tase me, bro.