Verbal Accost

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There is something about me that makes a drunk liberal say “I need to drop all my liberal angst and anger on this guy, like right now”. This is a conversation from a few nights ago. I was sitting at home in my boxer briefs minding my own damn business when this dude, whose name has been changed to protect his identity, sends me a video of Shep Smith from Foxnews. It’s midnight. The following took an hour:

 

Angry Liberal

Please watch that. It’s Fox News actually saying this. This isn’t a Democrat crying.

 

David A Whoie

Seen it, it’s not new

 

Angry Liberal

I know it’s not.

Just thought you might care. But probably not.

Most of the deplorables don’t.

 

David A Whoie

i care about what happens from jan 20 on

Angry Liberal

Haha Nice

David A Whoie

You really shouldn’t let this stuff get to you, it’s not healthy

Angry Liberal

So Russian hacking and interfering in the United States election process?

You don’t care

You’re just happy he won. And you’re moving on.

David A Whoie

I’d move on quickly no matter what the result, just like i did the 2 elections before

politics is not something to dwell on

Angry Liberal

So you don’t care that a world power that we oppose is hacking into our government.

David A Whoie

Sure I care

Angry Liberal

Oh right 😊

Looks like it

David A Whoie

but what is this president going to do about it

 

Angry Liberal

👍

David A Whoie

Nothing

Angry Liberal

Ha

David A Whoie

Just like he does with everything else

Angry Liberal

Oppose who they pushed into office. Understand that this was an act of warfare. Not to be so easily allowing of such callous acts.

David A Whoie

ok

so what are we doing about it

going to war?

Angry Liberal

Sanctions. Kicking Russian dignitaries out of the country. Closing certain Russian centers. But you could post about it.

Say that you are opposed to this and act like you care

Rather than getting over it so quickly and moving on because you don’t care at all.

Post on your page that you’re against this atrocity.

David A Whoie

what evidence exists of the hack

or was it influence

Angry Liberal

Show your deplorable friends that you actually care about the country

David A Whoie

Was it just that Russians may have made the dems transparent, something they clearly couldn’t afford?

Angry Liberal

Rather than just your side. Because it’s not just your tea party GOP party. It’s the United States of America that is being threatened.

See? You don’t care. Okay.

Just making sure I understand you.

David A Whoie

Your party lost you the election, you should take it up with them

 

Angry Liberal

I didn’t before

I do now

Angry Liberal

Your side of Fox News actually said that this was Russian hacking.

So how do you call yourself American when you clearly don’t care about America?

David A Whoie

Apparently i just see clearer than you

Which is often the case when I am head to head with liberals.

Angry Liberal

All of those intelligence agencies said it was Russian hackers.

David A Whoie

What did the hackers do, exactly?

Angry Liberal

So you trust the FBI when they influence the election and sway voters by talking about Clinton’s emails. Yet you don’t care about all of these intelligence agencies saying that the Russians interfered with our election process?

David A Whoie

interfere with voting machines?

or exposed dem emails

which is it?

Angry Liberal

Wow

You really are that far gone

David A Whoie

nope, right here

you’d be close by if you were a normal democrat

but you are so hard left that it’s almost like you are 18 years old.

Angry Liberal

http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/312132-fbi-dhs-release-report-on-russia-hacking

 

FBI, DHS release report on Russia hacking

The FBI and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Thursday released a joint report detailing how federal investigators linked the Russian government to hacks of Democratic Party organizations.The document makes clear reference to the hacks of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) and Hillar…

thehill.com

David A Whoie

So the evidence is damning

Why is the election… the results standing up?

Wouldn’t the president have the power to show proof and have things grind to a halt?

 

Angry Liberal

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/technology/2016/dec/29/fbi-dhs-russian-hacking-report?client=safari

FBI and Homeland Security detail Russian hacking campaign in new report

Experts say report is too little too late and comes after several others from private sector detailing alleged exploits of groups Fancy Bear and Cozy Bear

theguardian.com

David A Whoie

Your party is still in charge

What are they doing about it

Angry Liberal

I told you

David A Whoie

sanctions? that is like a slap on the wrist

Angry Liberal

Are you even reading what I’m typing?

 

David A Whoie

Unfortunately

Angry Liberal

Are you THAT far gone?

David A Whoie

36 people going home?

theyll be back

Angry Liberal

You can’t even read what I’m typing.

David A Whoie

Right, I’ve lost the ability to read

I suppose I have resorted to cursing and name-calling too

You know how weak minds work

Angry Liberal

You’re just spewing right-wing crap and not reading what I’m typing, or the information in the reports?

David A Whoie

Can’t keep composure

Easily angered when they can’t grasp concepts fast enough

i follow politics daily, i don’t have to read your links

Angry Liberal

You just ask questions like “what did they really do” rather than actually get upset that a foreign nation affected our nation

Ha

Oh I’ll bet you do

David A Whoie

Yes i do

Angry Liberal

As far right with no facts whatsoever

😉

Yep. Solid news indeed.

David A Whoie

You don’t really need to let me hear all this, i give liberals a fair shake

you should be thinking about 2018 and 2020

your party is in shambles

top to bottom

Angry Liberal

Oh you really do give Liberals a fair shake

You’re as fair and balanced as anyone could ever be

David A Whoie

majority of my friends are liberals

Angry Liberal

You’re a true American

David A Whoie

i only get anger from you

Angry Liberal

You’re not some crazy whacko that should never be allowed to vote. Oh no.

Not you. Whoever said that should be ashamed of themselves.

David A Whoie

if that’s how you feel

Angry Liberal

Why would anyone ever say that? It’s ridiculous to even fathom.

David A Whoie

i see you want to take this to the gutter

i have no desire

Angry Liberal

You’re a true patriot who doesn’t have a biased bone in his body

David A Whoie

thank you

Angry Liberal

You care about this country through and through.

David A Whoie

indeed i do

that’s the spirit, nice turn around

I live in NY, I didn’t vote in the general.

Angry Liberal

It must be difficult to even think that there are people out there who don’t care about the sanctity of this government the way you do.

David A Whoie

The only dem id vote for in ny is schumer

Angry Liberal

It’s just crazy to even think of. I can’t. I won’t.

David A Whoie

does it make you feel better to go off on me?

like i did something to you

or like i am trump

cause i feel like I’ve never wronged you

Angry Liberal

The CIA, the FBI, and other intelligence agencies. You trust their work. You stand behind our government and aren’t pro-Russia.

David A Whoie

i didn’t even vote against your candidate

Angry Liberal

Hey man. I’m standing up for you. 😊

You’d vote for Chuck? Don’t peddle your lib-tard agenda over here. You lost. Fair and square.

David A Whoie

lost ny, for sure

Angry Liberal

I could give a rats ass if Satan himself took all of the votes and changed them to be votes for Trump

Love it or leave it. That’s what I say.

 

David A Whoie

We can’t just agree to disagree right? That would be too simple

Angry Liberal

He won. He’s a true American. He’s going to save this country. Just look at who he filled his cabinet with.

True Americans. That’s who.

You’re just a lib-tard who can’t stop crying because they lost.

David A Whoie

did you follow politics closely 12 years ago

Angry Liberal

Love it or leave it

That’s all

Speak English

Be a Christian or get out.

Don’t be gay.

If you’re a woman, get back in the kitchen and shut up.

 

David A Whoie

i find women cant often cook as good as i can

i have loads of gay friends

none of them are mad at me

Angry Liberal

Well then get out

And tell them to get out This is America.

David A Whoie

it is america

wish i could understand the hysteria ya’ll are experiencing

Angry Liberal

Cool

David A Whoie

you shouldn’t let this stuff get you this wound up

Angry Liberal

Aw thanks

That’s some solid advice

You really do care. I knew you did.

You’re just a good natured person.

David A Whoie

do you know how many seats ya’ll are behind in the senate?

do you know where you should be focused on picking some up in 2018?

Angry Liberal

When you’re going around giving such sweet advice, do you look in the mirror and give yourself a thumbs up?

David A Whoie

you should really be forward thinking, its your job to take the power back, not anyone’s to give it back

two wet thumbs actually

Angry Liberal

There you go again. Such a giving, good natured person.

David A Whoie

Perspective is everything

Angry Liberal

You care about this country, and everyone in it.

Must be awesome being so well-rounded and knowledgeable.

David A Whoie

its a gift and a curse, to be honest

Angry Liberal

I can imagine

David A Whoie

this type of behaviour will gain you no ground with republicans

i’d imagine it builds resentment, not with me. I’ve already forgiven you for calling me deplorable and suggesting that i am a whackjob.

Angry Liberal

I never called you that directly

David A Whoie

i mean I’m the only one here

Angry Liberal

And anyone who is okay with Trump in office I do not care to really know anyways.

They can resent me all they want

David A Whoie

that makes no sense

 Angry Liberal

Why would I care if a racist, xenophobic, bigoted misogynistic person doesn’t care about me?

I feel as those the people who voted for Trump should live somewhere else. Maybe Russia.

Yeah. I rarely make sense anymore. You know that.

David A Whoie

trump is who we got

i had no hand in getting him in

he’ll get his chance to prove himself

and thats about it, if he sucks he is gone in 4

Angry Liberal

The people who wanted him in office should be vetted. And the refugees from Syria should come and take their place in our country.

David A Whoie

he’ll get 8 though

unless he decides 4 is enough, which i dont put past him

Angry Liberal

The people who either voted for him, or wanted him to win aren’t really Americans. They don’t understand this country and never will.

David A Whoie

in which case his vp would run, and you would be left with 12 years straight at least of republicans

Angry Liberal

They are racist outsiders who do not understand what it means to be a true American.

Those who say that Obama was the worst president don’t deserve to live here.

David A Whoie

he wasn’t the worst or most ineffective

but he was close

well depends, he had some agendas that he forced through for sure

the president doesn’t write law, believe it or not

Angry Liberal

These are awful people who do not understand the way this country was meant to move forward.

David A Whoie

how are your 50 or 60 million people right and the 50 60 that voted for trump wrong

does that ever happen?

Angry Liberal

The LGBT community benefited because they are human beings who deserve the chance to live just like everyone else.

Angry Liberal

So those who voted for Trump or feel as those Obama was the worst president really shouldn’t live in a western, progressive country like America.

They would probably be happier in Russia anyways.

David A Whoie

i believe you would

youre a socialist arent you?

it’s not a bad word you know

Angry Liberal

Russia controls its people. The press. Etc. Gay people are demonized and destroyed. Women are second class citizens. It’s a great place for deplorables. Putin loves killing people who are against him.

 

David A Whoie

you know who loves gay people?

Syrians

 

This concluded the program. I think he fell asleep. That or needed some warm milk and and a body pillow to cuddle up to.

 

 

 

 

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Terrorismists

ISIS has a problem and it’s not what you think. They aren’t being sought out and destroyed with extreme prejudice. They aren’t being adulated by the world as some almighty threat that needs intense scrutiny and attention. They’ve been marginalized and given dirty looks. Ladies and Gentlemen, they have an inferiority complex and we gave it to them. They want to be treated like a dangerous world power. They want the respect a recognized state would receive when pulling such villainous shenanigans.  They want war, but they just get a talking to and lots of inaction. I think we should give them the satisfaction of getting what they want. Face it, they’re not going to stop. You know how they are. And all these stern denouncements on TV are just firing them up. I can hear them now. For all intents and purposes, Pinky and the Brain are ISIS:

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“How many did we kill, Pinky?”

“reports say about 45 right now, Brain”

“What have the Americans said?”

“Stop doing that”

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WWPATBD? An acronym for what would Pinky and the Brain do. The same thing they always do, try again tomorrow. The motivation doesn’t go away and is hardly weakened by world efforts to quash the persistent acts of war waged on the universe. I’m not mistaken, give them space ships and they will attack aliens. They are the frustrated bunch and you’d think we (USA) would be. But there is seemingly nothing they can do that will make us spring into action like the super power we are… or at least used to be. Perhaps one day soon we won’t take their shit anymore. We don’t even hurt them in any way. In fact, we help them by meddling with the power structure of other nations that have in the past helped to check these militant groups and prevented them from spreading like wildfire. They fight on, we move our military further away from them. It’s actual insanity. We have a few choices and the sooner the US figures it out, the better. We either fight them here or we fight them there. We either bounce around the world cleaning up after they inflict mass casualties or we wipe them out, immediately. I’d pick the proactive route.  Currently, we do nothing. You can impose sanctions on an unrecognized state, but they won’t recognize them. They are not a conventional organization so why do we consider conventional methods of dealing with them? It’s wobbly moral ground we stand on, not wanting to attack them for fear of the innocents. What are the people they attack? Guilty of living?  I could go on and on about how we’ve perpetuated their existence and extended their longevity but that would take ages. The problem right now is that we are not giving them the attention they crave and deserve. They need our military’s attention in a bad way and I say we give it to them.

 

Please Disregard.

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The latest and greatest buzz is about the tried and true electoral college and how it no longer fits the needs of this glamorous nation. Well, before the 2016 election that wasn’t the case but this particular election showed us how flawed a system it really is. To some. People are crying for it’s dissolve, in effect insisting that the feelings and beliefs of New Yorkers and Californians far outweigh those of the rest of America. We should be using the popular vote to elect our president, right? How do we quiet this babble. How can people be convinced that the system created by our founding fathers is a necessary one? It’s tough because they are box thinkers. Might have to show them. Kind of like how they’d love to filibuster Trump’s cabinet and judicial nominees but they can’t because at one time it was favorable for them to restrict that power. Now the rules need a vote to be changed, a vote they can’t win because the democrats do not and can not control anything at the moment…most especially, themselves. When the law is weakened, people suffer. When rules change, it’s hard to change them back. People love it when the non-application of the law or constitution benefits them, but they will be the first to point at the rulebook and hold up the constitution when they feel wronged.  So get rid of the electoral college, let’s pretend it’s gone. Now what? Now let’s switch the numbers around. GOP registered voters skyrockets (which I think will happen in real life)… When the left loses ONE election by the popular vote they will call for the re-establishment of the electoral college. They will all of the sudden be constitutionalists. It’s mercenary politics that they play and it’s by that game that they defeat themselves. I’m not complaining. They can live in a fantasy world if they want to, they simply should not be surprised that we remain unlike them in that we do not dream in crayon.

Chocolate Death

Of all the ways to die, Svetlana Roslina found the sweetest. The Russian chocolate factory worker fell into a vat of chocolate earlier this week and she did not live to tell the sweet tale. There are conflicting stories circulating surrounding the circumstances of this horrible tragedy. Some say she fell in while adding ingredients to the mix, others say she dropped her mobile phone in the vat and unsuccessfully tried to retrieve it. No one has claimed that she actually wanted to die in a vat of chocolate, though many have admitted to wanting to bathe themselves in chocolate on a daily basis. This is her:

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Svetlana Roslina, a sweetheart

A local source said “She was minced. Only her legs were left.” Minced. This is what minced pork looks like:

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When you hear about someone falling into a vat of chocolate you really want them to come out looking something like this:

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Not this:

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Or this:

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Very sad, she had a husband and two young children. That being said, if you had to die… would a vat of chocolate be that bad? Yes?

Here is the original article: Mother dies after falling into huge vat of melted chocolate

The Temporary Feeling (Liberal Hysteria)

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You’re reading a blog. By the fact alone it’s safe to assume you don’t live under a rock. You know the US presidential election is over and done with and that Donald J. Trump is the president-elect. Cue the outrage from America’s Left who thought they were going to ride the golden unicorn straight back into the White House. Now I don’t know for sure why their knickers are in such a twist, but I have an idea.

“He who is not a républicain at twenty compels one to doubt the generosity of his heart; but he who, after thirty, persists, compels one to doubt the soundness of his mind.”

A rare version of the quote in that it implies a lack of heart in not being a republican in your twenties. In more common versions the rule goes if you aren’t a liberal in your 20’s you have no heart, if you aren’t a conservative by your 30’s you have no brain. Is that terrible to say? The quote has been attributed to so many people that I am not listing any of them. Pertaining, you can give or take a few years on those age guidelines. So why are liberals so dang scared and upset to the point of tears and needing safe spaces filled with marshmallow fluff and chocolate? Even ones my own age and older!?? (36) They haven’t suffered enough political losses in their life up to this point. And they certainly haven’t had social media to supply their emotions with steroids so they can rage like overgrown body building children. Let’s look at someone my age. 8 years of Obama. That brings me back to 28. (I’ve suffered through two elections, recently) 4 years before that I was 24. At 24 years of age, I experienced Bush being re-elected. He was an incumbent, you have to kind of expect him to win. On the other side, you kind of expect to lose, or at least aren’t surprised when you lose to the incumbent, controversy aside. Note: at 24 I did not pay attention to politics nearly as much as I do now, but even then I paid attention more than most my age.  Another note: Facebook was launched in 2004. I was 24. 4 years before that in 2000 would be the last time Democrats were gunning for a sure fire win and lost. (Al Gore, the poor boy) But there was no Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter (2006) to fuel an emotional meltdown. AND I was 20 and yet to register as a republican. (Conservative Party Of New York now). That was ages ago, there were no safe spaces. The towers went down on 9/11, the smoke was within eyeshot, and we were quickly back to class and not coddled into a nap-time.

Seeing adults act like children makes adults act like children and there is no better place for that than Facebook. Oh, you are hurt? I’m hurt. You’re crying? So am I. My empathy will not be outdone. It’s a snowball effect. Children and pets get away with murder now because instead of being disciplined for fucking shit up, they are made to go viral on the internet. “This is terrible, but people will like it” Living in NY tears me in two. The land of the left, home of the liberal. Such a kick-ass town but the urban areas are blue to the gills.What I see on social media is vociferous outrage and divisive rhetoric being spewed from liberals to the point that makes me wonder how they are the party of peace, understanding, and acceptance. That’s a farce. All this chatter is galvanizing the GOP. Liberals are angering them into unity. It’s now an emboldened base that has chosen to move forward as a united party despite disagreement, a measured move to quell the multipronged attacks levied by the left. Name-calling, endless insults, holier than thou comments, the pervasiveness of which is so much that it can’t be defended. Is it the bleeding heart talking? Are their emotions so vast that when flared up they can not control themselves? I’ve been a republican/conservative for 15 years and only this year have I been called a racist, a xenophobe, a misogynist, and a homophobe. For people with such big hearts liberals sure are pessimistic. They will not give you half of the chance every person deserves, counting out the entire upcoming administration before it even begins its reign. I gave Obama a few years before I knew for sure that he was taking this country in a direction I didn’t believe in. Never had confidence in him but I at least prayed he would unite people and make progress. I also didn’t bash him in public, he was/is the president of our country, and in my opinion, one of the most purposely divisive characters to ever enter the White House.

So many of my friends are liberal. Thinking with their hearts and politics aside, most of them are good people. I didn’t excoriate them for electing a socialist, but they certainly are not returning the favor of keeping the yammer quiet. But they won’t keep it up. One thing I know about most liberals, they don’t really like or pay attention to politics. Hard news is just too hard for them. I’ve given everyone a pass, I’ve tried to keep friendships intact and I will continue to do so until January. Then, all bets are off. I’ll step up my rhetoric and we can all really have fun. I will stop taking those sensitive liberal feelings into consideration and will move forward as I have in the past. And if Trump doesn’t hold up his end, he will be the first to be criticized as well. Social media is supposed to be fun, like an adult playground… but it’s turned into a war zone. You know us conservatives, we don’t shy away from war. I understand tempers are still hot, but it’s time to get on with things. Democrats have 2018 elections to be thinking about and should be trying to court Jill Stein to the party. They’ve lost focus and the sooner they regain it, the better.

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