There is something about me that makes a drunk liberal say “I need to drop all my liberal angst and anger on this guy, like right now”. This is a conversation from a few nights ago. I was sitting at home in my boxer briefs minding my own damn business when this dude, whose name has been changed to protect his identity, sends me a video of Shep Smith from Foxnews. It’s midnight. The following took an hour:
Angry Liberal
Please watch that. It’s Fox News actually saying this. This isn’t a Democrat crying.
Seen it, it’s not new
Angry Liberal
I know it’s not.
Just thought you might care. But probably not.
Most of the deplorables don’t.
i care about what happens from jan 20 on
Angry Liberal
Haha Nice
You really shouldn’t let this stuff get to you, it’s not healthy
Angry Liberal
So Russian hacking and interfering in the United States election process?
You don’t care
You’re just happy he won. And you’re moving on.
I’d move on quickly no matter what the result, just like i did the 2 elections before
politics is not something to dwell on
Angry Liberal
So you don’t care that a world power that we oppose is hacking into our government.
Sure I care
Angry Liberal
Oh right 😊
Looks like it
but what is this president going to do about it
Angry Liberal
👍
Nothing
Angry Liberal
Ha
Just like he does with everything else
Angry Liberal
Oppose who they pushed into office. Understand that this was an act of warfare. Not to be so easily allowing of such callous acts.
ok
so what are we doing about it
going to war?
Angry Liberal
Sanctions. Kicking Russian dignitaries out of the country. Closing certain Russian centers. But you could post about it.
Say that you are opposed to this and act like you care
Rather than getting over it so quickly and moving on because you don’t care at all.
Post on your page that you’re against this atrocity.
what evidence exists of the hack
or was it influence
Angry Liberal
Show your deplorable friends that you actually care about the country
Was it just that Russians may have made the dems transparent, something they clearly couldn’t afford?
Angry Liberal
Rather than just your side. Because it’s not just your tea party GOP party. It’s the United States of America that is being threatened.
See? You don’t care. Okay.
Just making sure I understand you.
Your party lost you the election, you should take it up with them
Angry Liberal
I didn’t before
I do now
Angry Liberal
Your side of Fox News actually said that this was Russian hacking.
So how do you call yourself American when you clearly don’t care about America?
Apparently i just see clearer than you
Which is often the case when I am head to head with liberals.
Angry Liberal
All of those intelligence agencies said it was Russian hackers.
What did the hackers do, exactly?
Angry Liberal
So you trust the FBI when they influence the election and sway voters by talking about Clinton’s emails. Yet you don’t care about all of these intelligence agencies saying that the Russians interfered with our election process?
interfere with voting machines?
or exposed dem emails
which is it?
Angry Liberal
Wow
You really are that far gone
nope, right here
you’d be close by if you were a normal democrat
but you are so hard left that it’s almost like you are 18 years old.
Angry Liberal
http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/312132-fbi-dhs-release-report-on-russia-hacking
FBI, DHS release report on Russia hacking
The FBI and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Thursday released a joint report detailing how federal investigators linked the Russian government to hacks of Democratic Party organizations.The document makes clear reference to the hacks of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) and Hillar…
thehill.com
So the evidence is damning
Why is the election… the results standing up?
Wouldn’t the president have the power to show proof and have things grind to a halt?
Angry Liberal
FBI and Homeland Security detail Russian hacking campaign in new report
Experts say report is too little too late and comes after several others from private sector detailing alleged exploits of groups Fancy Bear and Cozy Bear
theguardian.com
Your party is still in charge
What are they doing about it
Angry Liberal
I told you
sanctions? that is like a slap on the wrist
Angry Liberal
Are you even reading what I’m typing?
Unfortunately
Angry Liberal
Are you THAT far gone?
36 people going home?
theyll be back
Angry Liberal
You can’t even read what I’m typing.
Right, I’ve lost the ability to read
I suppose I have resorted to cursing and name-calling too
You know how weak minds work
Angry Liberal
You’re just spewing right-wing crap and not reading what I’m typing, or the information in the reports?
Can’t keep composure
Easily angered when they can’t grasp concepts fast enough
i follow politics daily, i don’t have to read your links
Angry Liberal
You just ask questions like “what did they really do” rather than actually get upset that a foreign nation affected our nation
Ha
Oh I’ll bet you do
Yes i do
Angry Liberal
As far right with no facts whatsoever
😉
Yep. Solid news indeed.
You don’t really need to let me hear all this, i give liberals a fair shake
you should be thinking about 2018 and 2020
your party is in shambles
top to bottom
Angry Liberal
Oh you really do give Liberals a fair shake
You’re as fair and balanced as anyone could ever be
majority of my friends are liberals
Angry Liberal
You’re a true American
i only get anger from you
Angry Liberal
You’re not some crazy whacko that should never be allowed to vote. Oh no.
Not you. Whoever said that should be ashamed of themselves.
if that’s how you feel
Angry Liberal
Why would anyone ever say that? It’s ridiculous to even fathom.
i see you want to take this to the gutter
i have no desire
Angry Liberal
You’re a true patriot who doesn’t have a biased bone in his body
thank you
Angry Liberal
You care about this country through and through.
indeed i do
that’s the spirit, nice turn around
I live in NY, I didn’t vote in the general.
Angry Liberal
It must be difficult to even think that there are people out there who don’t care about the sanctity of this government the way you do.
The only dem id vote for in ny is schumer
Angry Liberal
It’s just crazy to even think of. I can’t. I won’t.
does it make you feel better to go off on me?
like i did something to you
or like i am trump
cause i feel like I’ve never wronged you
Angry Liberal
The CIA, the FBI, and other intelligence agencies. You trust their work. You stand behind our government and aren’t pro-Russia.
i didn’t even vote against your candidate
Angry Liberal
Hey man. I’m standing up for you. 😊
You’d vote for Chuck? Don’t peddle your lib-tard agenda over here. You lost. Fair and square.
lost ny, for sure
Angry Liberal
I could give a rats ass if Satan himself took all of the votes and changed them to be votes for Trump
Love it or leave it. That’s what I say.
We can’t just agree to disagree right? That would be too simple
Angry Liberal
He won. He’s a true American. He’s going to save this country. Just look at who he filled his cabinet with.
True Americans. That’s who.
You’re just a lib-tard who can’t stop crying because they lost.
did you follow politics closely 12 years ago
Angry Liberal
Love it or leave it
That’s all
Speak English
Be a Christian or get out.
Don’t be gay.
If you’re a woman, get back in the kitchen and shut up.
i find women cant often cook as good as i can
i have loads of gay friends
none of them are mad at me
Angry Liberal
Well then get out
And tell them to get out This is America.
it is america
wish i could understand the hysteria ya’ll are experiencing
Angry Liberal
Cool
you shouldn’t let this stuff get you this wound up
Angry Liberal
Aw thanks
That’s some solid advice
You really do care. I knew you did.
You’re just a good natured person.
do you know how many seats ya’ll are behind in the senate?
do you know where you should be focused on picking some up in 2018?
Angry Liberal
When you’re going around giving such sweet advice, do you look in the mirror and give yourself a thumbs up?
you should really be forward thinking, its your job to take the power back, not anyone’s to give it back
two wet thumbs actually
Angry Liberal
There you go again. Such a giving, good natured person.
Perspective is everything
Angry Liberal
You care about this country, and everyone in it.
Must be awesome being so well-rounded and knowledgeable.
its a gift and a curse, to be honest
Angry Liberal
I can imagine
this type of behaviour will gain you no ground with republicans
i’d imagine it builds resentment, not with me. I’ve already forgiven you for calling me deplorable and suggesting that i am a whackjob.
Angry Liberal
I never called you that directly
i mean I’m the only one here
Angry Liberal
And anyone who is okay with Trump in office I do not care to really know anyways.
They can resent me all they want
that makes no sense
Angry Liberal
Why would I care if a racist, xenophobic, bigoted misogynistic person doesn’t care about me?
I feel as those the people who voted for Trump should live somewhere else. Maybe Russia.
Yeah. I rarely make sense anymore. You know that.
trump is who we got
i had no hand in getting him in
he’ll get his chance to prove himself
and thats about it, if he sucks he is gone in 4
Angry Liberal
The people who wanted him in office should be vetted. And the refugees from Syria should come and take their place in our country.
he’ll get 8 though
unless he decides 4 is enough, which i dont put past him
Angry Liberal
The people who either voted for him, or wanted him to win aren’t really Americans. They don’t understand this country and never will.
in which case his vp would run, and you would be left with 12 years straight at least of republicans
Angry Liberal
They are racist outsiders who do not understand what it means to be a true American.
Those who say that Obama was the worst president don’t deserve to live here.
he wasn’t the worst or most ineffective
but he was close
well depends, he had some agendas that he forced through for sure
the president doesn’t write law, believe it or not
Angry Liberal
These are awful people who do not understand the way this country was meant to move forward.
how are your 50 or 60 million people right and the 50 60 that voted for trump wrong
does that ever happen?
Angry Liberal
The LGBT community benefited because they are human beings who deserve the chance to live just like everyone else.
Angry Liberal
So those who voted for Trump or feel as those Obama was the worst president really shouldn’t live in a western, progressive country like America.
They would probably be happier in Russia anyways.
i believe you would
youre a socialist arent you?
it’s not a bad word you know
Angry Liberal
Russia controls its people. The press. Etc. Gay people are demonized and destroyed. Women are second class citizens. It’s a great place for deplorables. Putin loves killing people who are against him.
you know who loves gay people?
Syrians
This concluded the program. I think he fell asleep. That or needed some warm milk and and a body pillow to cuddle up to.